MedicalConspiracies- Phil & Joe - Cute Joke

Two 90-year-old men,

Phil and Joe, had been friends all of their lives. 
When it was clear that Phil was dying, Joe visited him every day.

One day Joe said, "Phil, we both loved playing golf all our lives, and we
played all through high school. Please do me one favor: when you get to
heaven, somehow let me know if there's golf there."

Phil looked up at Joe from his deathbed and said, "Joe, you've been my best
friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for
you."

Shortly after that, Phil died.

A few nights later, Joe was awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash
of white light and a voice calling out to him, "Joe, Joe its me Phil ."

"You're not Phil. He just died."

"I'm telling you, it's me," insisted the voice.

"Phil, where are you?"

"In heaven, "he replied. "I have some really good news and a little bad
news."

"Tell me the good news first," said Joe.

"The good news," Phil said with joy and enthusiasm, "is that there is golf
in heaven. Better yet, all of our old buddies who died before me are here,
too.

Even better than that, we're all young again . Better still, it's always
Springtime and it never rains or snows .

And best of all, we can play golf all we want, and we never get tired. " And
we get to play with all the Greats of the past.

"That's fantastic," said Joe "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the
bad news?"

"You have a tee-time on Tuesday."

Life is uncertain - Eat dessert first!!!