MedicalConspiracies- I received my ubamacide enrollment packet today.

I wanted to let you know that, earlier today, I received my Obamacare
enrollment packet from Washington, D.C.  It contained:

 

· An aspirin and a band-aid

· An Obama "Hope & Change" bumper sticker

· A "Bush's Fault" yard sign

· A "Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody else" poster

· A "Tax the Rich" banner

· An application for unemployment and a free cellphone

· An application for food stamps

· A prayer rug

· A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren

· And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass

 

Everything was made in China, and all the directions were in Spanish. 
Keep an eye out.  Yours should be arriving soon.