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Sunday, October 20, 2013

MedicalConspiracies- "ATTENTION, WALMART SHOPPERS...

COMENSING  IMMEDIATELY,  THERE  WILL  BE  AN  ONGOING  DEMONSTRATION  BETWEEN
THE  REMOTE  CONTROL  TOY  AND  GUN  DEPARTMENTS,  OVER  WHICH  HAS  THE  BADDER
ASSIEST  'FOR  SALE'  PRODUCTS.  THE  GOAL  IS  TO  TAKE  BY  FORCE,  THE  TEMPORARY
KOSHER  BAKED  HAM  AND  PORK  MEAL  DISPLAY,  LOCATED @  HALF  WAY  BETWEEN  THE
TWO  DEPARTMENTS,  AND  HOSTED  BY  OUR  ALWAYS  AWARE  CHINESE  MEAT  SUPPLIERS.

THIS  SATURDAY  SPECIAL  WILL  END  AT  MIDNIGHT, OR  WHEN  ONE SIDE  DEPLEATS  ITS
URANIUM  AMMUNITION.

FOR  SHOPPER  SAFETY  AND CONVEVIENCE,  NBC  SUITS,  THYROID  MEDS,  BULLET  HARDENED
VESTS,  MREs,  AND  WATER  ARE  AVAILABLE  AT  THE  STORE  ENTRANCES.  THERE  ARE  NO
EMERGENCY  EXITS.  SPECIAL  PREPPER  STOCKUP  DISCOUNT  COUPONS  ARE  AVAILABLE  AT 
SELECTED  LOCATIONS, THROUGHOUT  THE  STORE.  GOOD  LUCK  AND  DON'T  FORGET  TO  'DUCK 
AND  COVER'  THROUGHOUT  THE  DAY"

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2013/10/weaponized-military-robots/

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