MedicalConspiracies- BUD LITE.....

BUD LITE..........................

A Mexican (an undocumented Democrat), a Black (a documented Democrat),
a Muslim (a future democrat) and a Redneck were walking together on a beach
when the Black stumbled over a bottle in the sand.

He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a Genie appeared.

"I can only grant four wishes," the Genie said. "Since there are four of you, you
may have a wish apiece."

Pointing at the Black, he said, "Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish."

The Black thought for a moment then said, "I wish for a fleet of ships so that I can
gather all my people and take them back to our homeland, Africa .

" Poof! It was done! Thousands of ships appeared on the skyline.

The Mexican said, "I weesh for enough Cheby peekups to take all my peoples back
to our homeland, May-he-co!" 

Poof! It was done! Row after row of Chevrolet pickups appeared on the beach!

The Muslim said, "I wish for a hundred thousand camels to take all of my people
away from this horrible country loaded with infidels so we can live in peace in Muslim
countries and serve Allah."

Poof! It was done! A hundred thousand camels suddenly appeared on the beach!

Turning to the Redneck, the Genie asked, "And what is your wish?"

The Redneck watched as the loaded pickups began moving toward the border, then
looked out to sea and watched the loaded ships sailing out into the sunset, then looked
at all of the Muslims getting on top of the camels and riding off.

The Redneck said, "Just give me a Bud Lite. It doesn't get any better than this!"