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Dear USDA,

Proposed rabbit disaster plan.

1+ rabbit(s).
Skinning knife
Butcher Knife
Cooking Pot
Water
Stove
Herbs and Spices
Spoon
Folk
Baked Potato
Vegetable Medley
Pelt Stretcher(s)

Directions:
01.  Place Pot on Stove, fill @ 1/3 with clean, fresh, cold water, raise to boil.
02.  Cube potato and place in pot.
03.  Skinning Knife:  Humanely kill rabbit(s).
04.  Butchering Knife:  Remove flesh from bone and cube.
05.  Place cubed rabbit(s) into pot.
06.  Add herbs, spices, vegetable medley.
07.  Stretch rabbit pelts over pelt stretcher(s).
07.  Stir food in pot, with spoon, until all are thoroughly cooked.
08.  Clean Skinning Knife.
09.  Use Fork, knife and spoon to consume rabbit stew.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/06/29/hare-brained-usda-reportedly-orders-childrens-magician-to-produce-disaster-plan-for-his-rabbit/