An anonymous source within the Secret Service released to The Inane Network News, today, that their codename for Presidential Candidate, Newt Gingrinch, is Jabba The Hutt, named after the Star Wars fata** slug. A motorized heavy duty fork lift will be assigned to Jabba's vehicle pool. To deal with the Hutt's grotesquely obese supporters, the Secret Service will be using gargantuan sized bulldozers, cranes and flatbed trucks with beefed up suspensions.
For INN, this is Birther Paulbot, Bruce Chesley
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