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<p>------------ Forwarded message ------------<br />From: <strong>Colleen V=
ogel</strong> &lt;colleen_vogel@msn.com&gt;<br />Date: Aug 17, 2011<br />Su=
bject: Fwd: MEN ARE HAPPIER PEOPLE<br />To: Mark Vogel &lt;myvogue@msn.com&=
gt;, Loraine Locke &lt;lorainell@att.net&gt;, Berl Dahlstrom &lt;patandberl=
@verizon.net&gt;, Cheryl Berger &lt;mommaberger@gmail.com&gt;</p>
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<div class=3D"replyBody">Chuckle for the day.<br />
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ng>Subject: </strong></span><span style=3D"font: small Helvetica;"><strong>=
FW: MEN ARE HAPPIER PEOPLE</strong></span></div>
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From: Suzanne<br />
<div><span style=3D"font-family: Arial;">ALITTLE LONG BUT SO TRUE</span></d=
iv>
<div><span style=3D"font-family: Arial;">UN PEU LONG&nbsp;MAIS&nbsp; TRES V=
RAIS</span><br /></div>
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ding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><span style=3D"font-family: Calibri,=
sans-serif; color: #1f497d; font-size: 11pt; ">&nbsp;</span></p>
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ding-left: 0px; "><span style=3D"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: #1f49=
7d; font-size: 16pt; " lang=3D"EN-CA">Too true (most of it!)</span></div>
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n-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; pad=
ding-left: 0px; text-align: center; "><strong><em><span style=3D"text-decor=
ation: underline;"><span style=3D"color: black; font-size: 16pt; ">Men Are =
Just Happier People --</span></span></em></strong><span style=3D"font-famil=
y: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-=
converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, san=
s-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br />&nbsp;<span class=3D"Apple-c=
onverted-space">&nbsp;</span><br /></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial=
, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt; ">What do you expect from such=
simple creatures?</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; col=
or: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</=
span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; fo=
nt-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;=
color: black; font-size: 16pt; ">Your last name stays put.</span><span sty=
le=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span=
class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-fa=
mily: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span=
style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt; ">=
The garage is all yours.</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-seri=
f; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&n=
bsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: bla=
ck; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-=
serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt; ">Wedding plans take care of themselv=
es.</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font=
-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><sp=
an style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "=
><br /></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; =
font-size: 16pt; ">Chocolate is just another snack.</span><span style=3D"fo=
nt-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=
=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: =
Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=
=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt; ">You ca=
n be President.</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color:=
black; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</spa=
n></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-=
size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; co=
lor: black; font-size: 16pt; ">You can never be pregnant.</span><span style=
=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span c=
lass=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-fami=
ly: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span s=
tyle=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt; ">Yo=
u can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.</span><span style=3D"font-famil=
y: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-=
converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, san=
s-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-f=
amily: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt; ">You can wear NO =
shirt to a water park.</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;=
color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbs=
p;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black=
; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-se=
rif; color: black; font-size: 16pt; ">Car mechanics tell you the truth.</sp=
an><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: =
6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span styl=
e=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br />=
</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-si=
ze: 16pt; ">The world is your urinal.</span><span style=3D"font-family: Ari=
al, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-conver=
ted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-seri=
f; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-family:=
Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt; ">You never have to driv=
e to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.</span>=
<span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt=
; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=
=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /><=
/span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-siz=
e: 16pt; ">You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a=
bolt.</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; f=
ont-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span>=
<span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt=
; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blac=
k; font-size: 16pt; ">Same work, more pay.</span><span style=3D"font-family=
: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-c=
onverted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans=
-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-fa=
mily: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt; ">Wrinkles add char=
acter.</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; f=
ont-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span>=
<span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt=
; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blac=
k; font-size: 16pt; ">Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.</span><span sty=
le=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span=
class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-fa=
mily: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span=
style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt; ">=
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.</span><span s=
tyle=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><sp=
an class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-=
family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><sp=
an style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt; =
">New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.<span class=3D"Apple-co=
nverted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-=
serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; ">&nbsp; &nbsp;</span><span style=3D"f=
ont-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><span class=
=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br /></span><span style=3D"font-fa=
mily: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt; ">One mood all the =
time.<span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=
=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; ">&nbsp;<=
span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"fon=
t-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><=
span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt=
; ">Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.</span><span style=3D"f=
ont-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=
=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: =
Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=
=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt; ">You kn=
ow stuff about tanks.</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; =
color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp=
;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black;=
font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-ser=
if; color: black; font-size: 16pt; ">A five-day vacation requires only one =
suitcase.</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black=
; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></sp=
an><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: =
8pt; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: b=
lack; font-size: 16pt; ">You can open all your own jars.</span><span style=
=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span c=
lass=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-fami=
ly: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span s=
tyle=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt; ">Yo=
u get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.</span><span sty=
le=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span=
class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-fa=
mily: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span=
style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt; ">=
If someone forgets to invite you,</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, =
sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-=
space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; c=
olor: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-family: Ari=
al, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt; ">He or she can still be you=
r friend.<span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span st=
yle=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; ">&nbs=
p;<span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"=
font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></spa=
n><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 1=
6pt; ">Your underwear is &nbsp;$8.95 for a three-pack.</span><span style=3D=
"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span clas=
s=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family:=
Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span styl=
e=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt; ">Three=
pairs of shoes are more than enough.</span><span style=3D"font-family: Ari=
al, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=3D=
"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt; ">You almos=
t never have strap problems in public.</span><span style=3D"font-family: Ar=
ial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-conve=
rted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-ser=
if; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-family=
: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt; ">You are unable to see=
wrinkles in your clothes.</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-se=
rif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-famil=
y: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt; ">Everything on your f=
ace stays its original color.</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans=
-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-fa=
mily: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt; ">The same hairstyl=
e lasts for years, maybe decades.</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, =
sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-=
space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; c=
olor: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-family: Ari=
al, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt; ">You only have to shave you=
r face and neck.<span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><=
span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt;=
">&nbsp;<span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span st=
yle=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br =
/></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-=
size: 16pt; ">You can play with toys all your life.</span><span style=3D"fo=
nt-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=
=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: =
Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=
=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt; ">One wa=
llet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.</span><span style=
=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span c=
lass=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-fami=
ly: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span s=
tyle=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt; ">Yo=
u can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.</span><span style=3D"font-f=
amily: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Ap=
ple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial,=
sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=3D"fo=
nt-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt; ">You can 'do'=
your nails with a pocket knife.</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, s=
ans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-s=
pace">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; co=
lor: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-family: Aria=
l, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt; ">You have freedom of choice =
concerning growing a mustache. &nbsp;</span><span style=3D"font-family: Ari=
al, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-conver=
ted-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp;<span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;<=
/span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; f=
ont-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif=
; color: black; font-size: 16pt; ">You can do Christmas &nbsp;shopping for =
25 relatives</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: bl=
ack; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><=
/span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-siz=
e: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color=
: black; font-size: 16pt; ">on December 24 in 25 minutes.</span><span style=
=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span c=
lass=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-fami=
ly: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span s=
tyle=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt; ">No=
wonder men are happier.<span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span>=
</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-si=
ze: 6pt; ">&nbsp;<span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span>=
<span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt=
; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blac=
k; font-size: 16pt; ">Send this to the women who can handle it</span><span =
style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><s=
pan class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font=
-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><s=
pan style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 16pt;=
">And to the men who will enjoy reading it.</span><span style=3D"font-fami=
ly: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "></span></div>
<div style=3D"margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margi=
n-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; pad=
ding-left: 0px; text-align: center; "><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sa=
ns-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; ">=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=
=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=
=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=
=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=
=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=
=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D</span=
><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8p=
t; "><br /></span><strong><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; co=
lor: #c20000; font-size: 16pt; ">Men Are Just Happier People!</span></stron=
g></div>
<div style=3D"margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margi=
n-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; pad=
ding-left: 0px; text-align: center; "><span style=3D"color: black; font-siz=
e: 8pt; "><br /></span><strong><span style=3D"text-decoration: underline;">=
<span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 1=
1pt; ">NICKNAMES:</span></span></strong><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, =
sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-=
space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; c=
olor: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-family: Sym=
bol; color: #c00000; font-size: 9pt; ">&middot;</span><span style=3D"font-f=
amily: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c00000; font-size: 9pt; "><span class=3D"=
Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp;</span><span style=3D"font-family=
: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c00000; font-size: 3.5pt; "><span class=3D"App=
le-converted-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<span cl=
ass=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-famil=
y: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c00000; font-size: 6pt; ">&nbsp;<span class=
=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: =
Arial, sans-serif; color: #c00000; font-size: 9pt; ">&nbsp;If Laura, Kate a=
nd Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.=
</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c00000; font-=
size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><spa=
n style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c00000; font-size: 8pt; =
"><br /></span><span style=3D"font-family: Symbol; color: #c00000; font-siz=
e: 9pt; ">&middot;</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; col=
or: #c00000; font-size: 9pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;=
</span>&nbsp;</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #=
c00000; font-size: 3.5pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</s=
pan>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<span class=3D"Apple-converted-space"=
>&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: =
#c00000; font-size: 6pt; ">&nbsp;<span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbs=
p;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c000=
00; font-size: 9pt; ">&nbsp;If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affect=
ionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, &nbsp;Bubba and Wildman.</span><sp=
an style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c00000; font-size: 8pt;=
"><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp;<span class=3D"=
Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Aria=
l, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=3D"=
font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; ">&nbsp;</spa=
n><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8=
pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br /></span><stro=
ng><span style=3D"text-decoration: underline;"><span style=3D"font-family: =
Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 11pt; ">EATING OUT:</span></s=
pan></strong><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; f=
ont-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span>=
<span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt=
; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-family: Symbol; color: #c20000; font-s=
ize: 9pt; ">&middot;</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; c=
olor: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbs=
p;</span>&nbsp;</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color:=
#c20000; font-size: 3.5pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;<=
/span>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<span class=3D"Apple-converted-spac=
e">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color=
: black; font-size: 6pt; ">&nbsp;<span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbs=
p;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c200=
00; font-size: 9pt; ">&nbsp;When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will=
each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50.</span></div>
<div style=3D"margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margi=
n-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; pad=
ding-left: 0px; text-align: center; "><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sa=
ns-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; ">None of them will have anything=
smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.</span><span st=
yle=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><spa=
n class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-f=
amily: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><spa=
n style=3D"font-family: Symbol; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; ">&middot;<=
/span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-s=
ize: 9pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp;</span=
><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: =
3.5pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp; &nbsp; &=
nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></spa=
n><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6=
pt; ">&nbsp;<span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span=
style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; "=
>&nbsp;When the girls get their bill, outcome the pocket calculators.</span=
><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8p=
t; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br /><span style=
=3D"text-decoration: underline;">&nbsp;<span class=3D"Apple-converted-space=
">&nbsp;</span><br /></span></span><strong><span style=3D"text-decoration: =
underline;"><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; =
font-size: 11pt; ">MONEY:</span></span></strong><span style=3D"font-family:=
Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-co=
nverted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-=
serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-fam=
ily: Symbol; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; ">&middot;</span><span style=
=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; "><span=
class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp;</span><span style=3D"f=
ont-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 3.5pt; "><span cl=
ass=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbs=
p;<span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"=
font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; ">&nbsp;<span=
class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-fa=
mily: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; ">A man will pay $=
2 for a $1 item he needs.</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-ser=
if; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&=
nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: bl=
ack; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-family: Symbol; col=
or: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; ">&middot;</span><span style=3D"font-family: A=
rial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-co=
nverted-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp;</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial,=
sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 3.5pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-conve=
rted-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<span class=3D"A=
pple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial=
, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; ">&nbsp;<span class=3D"Apple-co=
nverted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-=
serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; ">&nbsp;A woman will pay $1 for a $2=
item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.</span><span style=3D"font-fam=
ily: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><span class=3D"Appl=
e-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br />&nbsp;<span class=3D"Apple-converted-=
space">&nbsp;</span><br /></span><strong><span style=3D"text-decoration: un=
derline;"><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; fo=
nt-size: 11pt; ">BATHROOMS:</span></span></strong><span style=3D"font-famil=
y: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-=
converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, san=
s-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-f=
amily: Symbol; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; ">&middot;</span><span style=
=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; "><span=
class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp;</span><span style=3D"f=
ont-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 3.5pt; "><span cl=
ass=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbs=
p;<span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"=
font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; ">&nbsp;<span=
class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-fa=
mily: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; ">&nbsp;A man has =
six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor,=
a bar of soap, and a towel.</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-=
serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space=
">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color:=
black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-family: Symbol; =
color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; ">&middot;</span><span style=3D"font-family=
: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; "><span class=3D"Apple=
-converted-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp;</span><span style=3D"font-family: Ari=
al, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 3.5pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-co=
nverted-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<span class=
=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: =
Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; ">&nbsp;<span class=3D"App=
le-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, =
sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; ">&nbsp;The average number of i=
tems in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. &nbsp;A man would not be able =
to identify more than 20 of these items.</span><span style=3D"font-family: =
Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-con=
verted-space">&nbsp;</span><br />&nbsp;<span class=3D"Apple-converted-space=
">&nbsp;</span><br /></span><strong><span style=3D"text-decoration: underli=
ne;"><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-si=
ze: 11pt; ">ARGUMENTS:</span></span></strong><span style=3D"font-family: Ar=
ial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-conve=
rted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-ser=
if; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-family=
: Symbol; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; ">&middot;</span><span style=3D"f=
ont-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; "><span clas=
s=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp;</span><span style=3D"font-f=
amily: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 3.5pt; "><span class=
=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<=
span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"fon=
t-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; ">&nbsp;<span cl=
ass=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-famil=
y: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; ">A woman has the las=
t word in any argument.</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif=
; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nb=
sp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blac=
k; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-family: Symbol; color=
: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; ">&middot;</span><span style=3D"font-family: Ari=
al, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-conv=
erted-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp;</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, s=
ans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 3.5pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-convert=
ed-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<span class=3D"App=
le-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, =
sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; ">&nbsp;<span class=3D"Apple-conv=
erted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-se=
rif; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; ">&nbsp;Anything a man says after that=
is the beginning of a new argument.</span><span style=3D"font-family: Aria=
l, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-convert=
ed-space">&nbsp;</span><br />&nbsp;<span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&n=
bsp;</span><br /></span><strong><span style=3D"text-decoration: underline;"=
><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: =
11pt; ">FUTURE:</span></span></strong><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sa=
ns-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-sp=
ace">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; col=
or: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-family: Symbo=
l; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; ">&middot;</span><span style=3D"font-fam=
ily: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; "><span class=3D"Ap=
ple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp;</span><span style=3D"font-family: =
Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 3.5pt; "><span class=3D"Apple=
-converted-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<span clas=
s=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family:=
Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; ">&nbsp;<span class=3D"Ap=
ple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial,=
sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; ">&nbsp;A woman worries about =
the future until she gets a husband.</span><span style=3D"font-family: Aria=
l, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-convert=
ed-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif=
; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-family: =
Symbol; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; ">&middot;</span><span style=3D"fon=
t-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; "><span class=
=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp;</span><span style=3D"font-fa=
mily: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 3.5pt; "><span class=3D=
"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<spa=
n class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-f=
amily: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; ">&nbsp;<span class=
=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: =
Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; ">&nbsp;A man never worr=
ies about the future until he gets a wife.</span><span style=3D"font-family=
: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-c=
onverted-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp;</span></div>
<div style=3D"margin-bottom: 12pt; ">
<div style=3D"margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margi=
n-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; pad=
ding-left: 0px; text-align: center; "><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sa=
ns-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><strong><span style=
=3D"text-decoration: underline;"><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-se=
rif; color: #c20000; font-size: 11pt; ">MARRIAGE:</span></span></strong><sp=
an style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "=
><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"f=
ont-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span=
><span style=3D"font-family: Symbol; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; ">&mid=
dot;</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; f=
ont-size: 9pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp;<=
/span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-s=
ize: 3.5pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp; &nb=
sp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span>=
</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-si=
ze: 6pt; ">&nbsp;<span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span>=
<span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 9=
pt; ">&nbsp;A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.=
</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-si=
ze: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span =
style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><b=
r /></span><span style=3D"font-family: Symbol; color: #c20000; font-size: 9=
pt; ">&middot;</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: =
#c20000; font-size: 9pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</sp=
an>&nbsp;</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c200=
00; font-size: 3.5pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span>=
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nb=
sp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blac=
k; font-size: 6pt; ">&nbsp;<span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</sp=
an></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; fo=
nt-size: 9pt; ">&nbsp;A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change=
, but she does.</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color:=
black; font-size: 8pt; ">&nbsp;<span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp=
;</span><br /></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: =
black; font-size: 6pt; ">&nbsp;</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sa=
ns-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-sp=
ace">&nbsp;</span><br /></span><strong><span style=3D"text-decoration: unde=
rline;"><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font=
-size: 11pt; ">DRESSING UP:</span></span></strong><span style=3D"font-famil=
y: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-=
converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, san=
s-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-f=
amily: Symbol; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; ">&middot;</span><span style=
=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; "><span=
class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp;</span><span style=3D"f=
ont-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 3.5pt; "><span cl=
ass=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbs=
p;<span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"=
font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; ">&nbsp;<span=
class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-fa=
mily: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; ">&nbsp;A woman wi=
ll dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the p=
hone, read a book, and get the mail.</span><span style=3D"font-family: Aria=
l, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-convert=
ed-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif=
; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-family: =
Symbol; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; ">&middot;</span><span style=3D"fon=
t-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; "><span class=
=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp;</span><span style=3D"font-fa=
mily: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 3.5pt; "><span class=3D=
"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<spa=
n class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-f=
amily: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; ">&nbsp;<span class=
=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: =
Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; ">A man will dress up fo=
r weddings and funerals.</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-seri=
f; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&n=
bsp;</span><br /></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; colo=
r: black; font-size: 6pt; ">&nbsp;</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial,=
sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted=
-space">&nbsp;</span><br /></span><strong><span style=3D"text-decoration: u=
nderline;"><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; f=
ont-size: 11pt; ">NATURAL</span></span></strong><span style=3D"text-decorat=
ion: underline;"><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blac=
k; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span>:</=
span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; fo=
nt-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-family: Symbol; color: #c2=
0000; font-size: 9pt; ">&middot;</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, s=
ans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted=
-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp;</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-s=
erif; color: #c20000; font-size: 3.5pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-sp=
ace">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<span class=3D"Apple-co=
nverted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-=
serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; ">&nbsp;<span class=3D"Apple-converted=
-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; =
color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; ">Men wake up as good-looking as they went =
to bed.</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; =
font-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span=
><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8p=
t; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-family: Symbol; color: #c20000; font-=
size: 9pt; ">&middot;</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; =
color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nb=
sp;</span>&nbsp;</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color=
: #c20000; font-size: 3.5pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;=
</span>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<span class=3D"Apple-converted-spa=
ce">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; colo=
r: black; font-size: 6pt; ">&nbsp;<span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nb=
sp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20=
000; font-size: 9pt; ">Women somehow deteriorate during the night.</span><s=
pan style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; =
"><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"=
font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; ">&nbsp;<span=
class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br />&nbsp;<span class=3D"Ap=
ple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><br /></span><strong><span style=3D"text-=
decoration: underline;"><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; colo=
r: #c20000; font-size: 11pt; ">OFFSPRING:</span></span></strong><span style=
=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span c=
lass=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-fami=
ly: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span s=
tyle=3D"font-family: Symbol; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; ">&middot;</sp=
an><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size=
: 9pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp;</span><s=
pan style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 3.5=
pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbs=
p; &nbsp; &nbsp;<span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><=
span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt;=
">&nbsp;<span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span st=
yle=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; ">&n=
bsp;Ah, children. &nbsp;A woman knows all about her children. &nbsp;She kno=
ws about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, s=
ecret fears and hopes and dreams.</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, =
sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple-converted-=
space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; c=
olor: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span style=3D"font-family: Sym=
bol; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; ">&middot;</span><span style=3D"font-f=
amily: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; "><span class=3D"=
Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp;</span><span style=3D"font-family=
: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 3.5pt; "><span class=3D"App=
le-converted-space">&nbsp;</span>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<span cl=
ass=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-famil=
y: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; ">&nbsp;<span class=3D"=
Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Aria=
l, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 9pt; ">&nbsp;A man is vaguely awa=
re of some short people living in the house.</span><span style=3D"font-fami=
ly: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 6pt; "><span class=3D"Apple=
-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sa=
ns-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /><span style=3D"text-decorat=
ion: underline;">&nbsp;<span class=3D"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span><=
br /></span></span><strong><span style=3D"text-decoration: underline;"><spa=
n style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 16pt;=
">THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:</span></span></strong><strong><span style=3D"font-f=
amily: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 16pt; "><span class=3D=
"Apple-converted-space">&nbsp;</span></span></strong><span style=3D"font-fa=
mily: Arial, sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "><br /></span><span=
style=3D"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #c20000; font-size: 11pt; =
">A married man should forget his mistakes. &nbsp;There's no use in two peo=
ple remembering the same thing!</span><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, sa=
ns-serif; color: black; font-size: 8pt; "></span></div>
</div>
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n-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; pad=
ding-left: 0px; text-align: center; "><strong><em><span style=3D"color: bla=
ck; font-size: 14pt; ">Send this to the women who have a sense of humor and=
who can handle it ... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.</span></em=
></strong></div>
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in-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; pad=
ding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><span style=3D"font-family: Arial, s=
ans-serif; color: black; font-size: 7.5pt; ">&nbsp;</span></p>
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<p>------------ Forwarded message ------------<br />From: <strong>Jack&amp;Elke Foss</strong> &lt;jackelke@yahoo.com&gt;<br />Date: Aug 8, 2011<br />Subject: Fwd: Fw: National Anthem<br />To: Sal Ange &lt;go4sal@roadrunner.com&gt;, Richard Blosser &lt;rblosser@bresnan.net&gt;, Pat &amp; Berl Dahlstrom &lt;patandberl@verizon.net&gt;, J Davenport &lt;simplyjd@kc.rr.com&gt;, Rick &amp; Debra Downing &lt;fibermann@aol.com&gt;, Eric Duncan &lt;Itsericsr@aol.com&gt;, Gerry Ferraro &lt;gerryferraro@hotmail.com&gt;, Candy &amp; Eric Finn &lt;cefinn@pacbell.net&gt;, Starr &amp; Roger Heiliger &lt;lastarrcakes@yahoo.com&gt;, Gerri &amp; Al Langley &lt;gerrilangley@yahoo.com&gt;, Patricia Mescus &lt;pmescus@gmail.com&gt;, michellejameson@me.com, Shirley Mogerman &lt;imsam47@embarqmail.com&gt;, Tom &amp; Linda Pieper &lt;a1elect@aol.com&gt;, Michael Plisky &lt;maplisky@gmail.com&gt;, Cathy Poellet &lt;poellet@cox.net&gt;, Stinson-Windows &lt;stinsonwood@aol.com&gt;</p>
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<td style="font: inherit;" valign="top"><br /><br />--- On <strong>Sun, 8/7/11, mendezlv <em>&lt;mendezlv@aol.com&gt;</em></strong> wrote:<br />
<blockquote style="border-left: 2px solid #1010ff; margin-left: 5px; padding-left: 5px;"><br />From: mendezlv &lt;mendezlv@aol.com&gt;<br />Subject: Fwd: Fw: National Anthem<br />To: "Carol Stave" &lt;Bcstave@aol.com&gt;, "Diane Jankowski" &lt;BlackLakeBelle@aol.com&gt;, "Joyce Kelly" &lt;darbyluv@sbcglobal.net&gt;, "Diane Goshay" &lt;capistranobabe@hotmail.com&gt;, "Jack &amp; Elke Foss" &lt;jackelke@yahoo.com&gt;, "Jim/Lynda Anderson" &lt;jimlynda60@q.com&gt;, "Judith Orlopp" &lt;Jorlopp@sbcglobal.net&gt;, "Leslie Eby" &lt;leslieby@gmail.com&gt;, "Bob &amp; Sharon Brown" &lt;rbsm@silcom.com&gt;, "Pat Veronese" &lt;patveronese@hotmail.com&gt;, "Wave &amp; Hilton Stonerock" &lt;wavelee9@charter.net&gt;<br />Date: Sunday, August 7, 2011, 5:24 PM<br /><br />
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<td style="font-family:'Lucida Grande';font-size:8pt;color:gray;text-align:right;vertical-align:top;font-weight:bold;" width="70"><span>From:</span></td>
<td style="font-family:'Lucida Grande';font-size:8pt;color:black;text-align:left;vertical-align:top;padding-left:5px;"><span title="GLMendez@aol.com">GLMendez@aol.com</span></td>
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<td style="font-family:'Lucida Grande';font-size:8pt;color:gray;text-align:right;vertical-align:top;font-weight:bold;" width="70"><span>Subject:</span></td>
<td style="font-family:'Lucida Grande';font-size:8pt;color:black; text-align:left;vertical-align:top;padding-left:5px;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">Fwd: Fw: National Anthem</span></td>
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<td style="font-family:'Lucida Grande';font-size:8pt;color:black;text-align:left;vertical-align:top;padding-left:5px;"><span>August 5, 2011 8:18:24 AM PDT</span></td>
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Too true (most of it!) :-)

 

 

 

 

 

Men Are Just Happier People -- 
  
What do you expect from such simple creatures? 
Your last name stays put. 
The garage is all yours. 
Wedding plans take care of themselves. 
Chocolate is just another snack. 
You can be President. 
You can never be pregnant. 
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 
You can wear NO shirt to a water park. 
Car mechanics tell you the truth. 
The world is your urinal. 
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. 
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 
Same work, more pay. 
Wrinkles add character. 
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. 
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. 
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.     
One mood all the time.   
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 
You know stuff about tanks. 
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 
You can open all your own jars. 
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 
If someone forgets to invite you, 
He or she can still be your friend.   
Your underwear is  $8.95 for a three-pack. 
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public. 
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 
You only have to shave your face and neck.   
You can play with toys all your life. 
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. 
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. 
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. 
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.     
You can do shopping for 25 relatives 
on one day in about 25 minutes or less. 
No wonder men are happier.   
Send this to the women who can handle it 
And to the men who will enjoy reading it.
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Men Are Just Happier People!

NICKNAMES: 
·                If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. 
·                If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy,  Bubba and Wildman.   
  
EATING OUT: 
·                When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50.
None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. 
·                When the girls get their bill, outcome the pocket calculators. 
  
MONEY: 
·               A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. 
·                A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. 
  
BATHROOMS: 
·                A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel. 
·                The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.  A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. 
  
ARGUMENTS: 
·               A woman has the last word in any argument. 
·                Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 
  
FUTURE: 
·                A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. 
·                A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.  

MARRIAGE: 
·                A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. 
·                A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.  
  
DRESSING UP: 
·                A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. 
·               A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. 
  
NATURAL :
·               Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. 
·               Women somehow deteriorate during the night.   
  
OFFSPRING: 
·                Ah, children.  A woman knows all about her children.  She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. 
·                A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. 
  
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: 
A married man should forget his mistakes.  There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
Send this to the women who have a sense of humor ... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

 

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